SuperMarioGlitchy4 better known as SMG4 and also known as Glitchy since Mario in real life!? (200 vid special) is the main protagonist of the SMG4 bloopers. His appearance in the actual bloopers is a guy who passionately likes making videos involving Mario doing stuff. He's protective of his work; that aside, he seems to play the smart sane respectful responsible intuitive insightful straight-man who is often irritated or shocked by Mario's crazy, flamboyant idiocy to compare/contrast their personalities and bounce off of each other. But in most videos, they are friends.
In the fan-made (yet real) SMG4 Longplays, his role remains the same with a few minor additions. For example, he is really observant and can analyse the name of any enemy found on the field and he knows the locations of hidden Stars. However strong enemies that can be destroyed in one hit by Mario will take two hits for SMG4 (one example includes the Boulders from Super Mario Galaxy) however weak enemies such as Goombas still only take one hit. In the Mario Kart longplays he assists his partner whomever it may be. In the early days they were bent on saving the Mushroom Kingdom from Bowser, however starting with September 5 2014, they save Henry and Samantha (and the World) from evil villains bent on taking over the Universe and killing Henry and Samantha because they know how much SMG4 likes them. These villains include Phillip and Kelly, Drill Finger, and even his evil rival SMG3.
Background
Real name: Luke Lerdwichagul
Aliases: Glitchy, SuperMarioGlitchy4, SMG4, SuperMemeGenerator4, Glitchy Boy
Species: Human
Age: 19
Occupation: Youtuber, Blooper-Maker, Wallet Inspector
Likes: Super Mario 64, bloopers, memes and his computer
Currently the most popular Super Mario 64 machinimist on YouTube
Best friend with Mario (sometimes battling each other over reasons)
Physicality/Martial Arts Fighting Style: Karate (pronounced "Kah-rah-tay") techniques
Strength
Once launched Mario into the sky in just 3/4 hits and a Shoryuken
Once shot a Mario Head in just 1.5 seconds with just a pistol when he got scared
Threw Mario who weighs 94,324,323,595 kg to the Black Star with ease
Knocked out Mario with a rock
Killed Mario in one punch
Can usually beat the hell out of Mario
Ran right through a wooden door
Beat Mario over the head with a toilet
Kicked Mario several hundred feet away
SMG4's Mario's weight is confirmed at 55.56 million pounds
Can pick up and toss king Bob-Omb
Managed to pick up Bowser and throw him off a roof
SMG4's Bowser's weight is confirmed at 3135 lbs.
Kicked a Toad several feet in the air
Threw someone into a tree so hard, they exploded
Kicked a soccer ball right over a Thwomp's head
Could pick up and throw a large bed hard enough to knock someone out
K.O.ed Mario with a strong kick
Knocked Bob through the castle and hundreds of feet in the air
Kicked the Soldier's American tea-bags hard enough to send him to the ground
Can pick up Bowser and swing him around by the tail
Speed
Has dodged countless rounds of bullets from guns
Picked up and threw a bed at SMG3 in a fraction of a second
Dodged a 360-no scope from Mario
Out-speed lightning from "Guy"
Went to the sun in 4 seconds
Can run around the entire castle like a blur
Could dodge lasers being fired at him
Could dodge several explosive shots
Could outrun a Chain Chomp on foot
Casually ducked under a bullet
Could dance around point-blank minigun fire
Could dodge up close laser fire
Could briefly outrun the Pingas Train
Teleportation can appear just about anywhere without anyone noticing him
Durability
Survived a planet explosion
Survived a helicopter explosion while inside it without a single scratch on him and continue saying "Where's my Burrito?" as if it's nothing
Along with the crew, survived a plane crash without a single scratch while having 2 of the most wanted serial killers on the board (The psychopathic Villager and Enzo)
Survived many explosions
Survived skydiving (without a parachute)
Endured the explosion of a Pingas Missile from the War of the Pingas
Survived a battle against Super Sonic/Sanic
Endured a laser blast from a giant Yoshi
Can survive a keeping his sanity while watching the Luigi Dance
Endured getting sucked by Kirby for a few seconds and only lost his sight for a bit
Survived Mario falling on him from the clouds
Survived an explosion that leveled a city
Can somehow survive and talk without his head
Survived getting shot in the face
Survived a giant mushroom cloud explosion
Survived burning in a cardboard box
Survived being up close to a nuclear explosion
Survived being thrown out of a ten story building
Survived being blasted by a flamethrower
Survived being hit in the head with a bathtub
Survived an explosion that blew up a tank
Survived getting the hell beaten out of him by several bullies
Survived a pistol right to the head
Survived a rock the size of his head falling from several hundred feet in the air
Survived an explosion that leveled a giant castle without a scratch
Survived a Waluigi launcher exploding in his hands
Survived being knocked down by a frying pan
Survived being blown up by a bob-omb
Survived being eaten and only lost his head
Can somehow talk and live without his head
Is fine breathing in hallucinogenic gas
Was fine after a large gas explosion
Was fine after an explosion that destroyed a helicopter
Survived a blue shell explosion
Can go an entire week without blinking
Survived being hit by the Pingas Train
Survived being buried in Steves
Survived a planet-level explosion and only got lit on fire
Survived an explosion that leveled a restaurant
Survived being hit by Mario's kart (which was powerful enough to blow up a giant train)
Survived being hit head-on by a cannonball that destroyed a dinghy
Survived a firework exploding in his face
Survived being hit by a subway train
Possible healing factor: can be greatly injured and even lose limbs yet come back fine in the very next scene
Intelligence
Was able to please Weegee (even though all he says is Weegee)
Much smarter than Mario (though, that's not saying much)
Easily shut down Hal
Knows how to fly a helicopter
A rather skilled soccer player
Figured out the Labrynth puzzle rather easily
Taught Mario how to use Vegas
Skills & Abilities
Character Manipulation
Can control all of the characters on his account whenever he pleases
Only used this ability once
4th-Wall Breaking
Can appear outside the game and into the cheat menu
Can activate a moon-jump
Energy Balls
Can apparently just shoot these from his hands
Magic
Has shown conversion magic, being able to convert some objects into others like rocks into babies
Has also shown use of lightning magic
His magic also allows him to fly (although he can fly naturally)
His most powerful spell "Leviosaaa", is a concentrated orb of magic that could destroy all of Hogwarts
Pingas Cannon
Is activated where his penis should be
Can launch things as large as Mario out at high speeds
Can fire stuff out of it
Can even fire Mario out of it
Can fire soccer balls from it
Some items can send things as heavy as Wario to the clouds
Flight
Can somehow fly
He did so as a "flying wallet inspector"
Hammerspace
Can pull stuff out of thin air
Can use it to board up doors or attack
Explosion
Explodes in extreme anger or extreme fear
Rarely gets scared enough or angry enough to do this skill often
Destroyed Peach's Castle
Kamehameha
It has been implied that SMG4 can perform the Kamehameha in his earlier videos
Has also been implied that it could one shot a magically enraged SMG3
Pokémans
Zorua
Used once
Only knows Tackle
Was able to fuck up Mario in 1 move
Arsenal
Bob-omb
Can pull them out of seemingly nowhere
Will tick for a few seconds before exploding
He'll need to get away from the explosions, though
Can throw several of these mid-air
AK-47
Exactly what it says on the tin
Comes with a silencer
Dagger
Can be used for close-ranged combat
Tank
A tank nearly the size of the castle itself
Can fire giant explosive shots
Can also fire what sounds like machine guns
Helicopter
Can be used to fly
Wand
Can use magic with it
Can transform others with it
Can turn anything into anything else basically
Shotgun
A standard shotgun
Rarely uses it
One shot killed a giant Mario head
The same Mario head that endured the destruction of Earth
Waluigi Launcher
Bought from eBay or a local Wario House
Waluigi's internal bone structure is rearranged to work as a launcher
Lastly, an explosive, most commonly a bomb is wedged between Waluigi's butt, allowing him to be used as a launcher
Knocked over several bowls of spaghetti
Was powerful enough to knock over King Bob-Omb
Tends to squirm
Can increase the range and power by adding explosives
Can even reach space with enough power
One shot blew up a tank
Blue Shell
Can ride on top of it
Will home into someone 'em blow up
Unknown how much control he has over where it goes
Hammer
A large black hammer
Can knock foes back with it
Golden Mushroom
Greatly enhances the user power, speed, and endurance
Chainsaw
A regular chainsaw
Sent a butt-hurt fanboy flying
His Horse (Ssenmodnar 11)
Tastes like shit
With a stroke of its mane it turns into a plane
Can grow two barrels of machine guns on each of its side
Wing Cap
Likely works the same as it does in the games
Allows him to fly
Like much of his arsenal, he only used this once
Has trouble landing it
Rock
What else do you think it is?
Flamethrower
These are getting really obvious
Rocket Launcher
It's a rocket launcher
Can fire multiple rockets at once
Took out a good chunk of the Nether (from Minecraft)
Handgun
From the looks of it, it is likely a Magnum Research/IMI Desert Eagle Heavy Caliber
Pistol
Can wield it with one hand
Killed a Nether Wart with one bullet
Mighty Mushroom Morpher
Allows him to go into his "Mushroom Ranger" form (see below)
Mushroom Ranger Form
Gains this form via his Mighty Mushroom Morpher
Can fly in this form
His physical stats are most likely enhanced
Can summon a car to ram into foes
Can also summon a spear in this form
Survived being sent flying by a giant robot
Can also summon a giant, flying Hank Hill he can ride on who repeatedly just says "propane"
Could take down a giant robot the size of a house
Feats
His "super mario 64 bloopers: Who let the chomp out?" video accumulated more than 10 million views in just 7 months
Survives being with Mario on a daily basis
Has over 1 million subscribers on YouTube
Saved Mario from kidnapping
Took out a corrupt security system
Killed Link
Competed with SMG3 in a magic competition
Has competed with Mario in multiple "War of the Fat Italians"
With the help of Mario, took down a giant Mario
Beat down a bunch of Teletubbies
With the help of Mario, defeated an evil Ztar twice
With the help of Mario and a few others, won a soccer match for some little kids
With the help of Mario, defeated Luigi and his army of clones
K.O.ed Mario in a wrestling match
With the help of Mario, killed Bowser in the rap game
Hosted a talent show
Survived an entire planet full of Teletubbies
With the help of Mario, made it to the top of SMG3's gauntlet of gloom in less than 10 minutes
With the help of Mario, captured a Chain Chomp and won a pet show
Along with Mario, Luigi, Peach and Toad, became the Mushroom Rangers and stopped Dr. Pootis
Managed to break out of Cappy's possession when Mario was about to see his browsing history
Defeated Mario in 2.5 seconds
Weaknesses
Teletubbies
Too obsessed with his computer/laptop
Still doesn't have his burrito
Is easily scared by anything related to Justin Bieber
Unlike most Mario characters, SMG4 is incapable of breathing in space
Usually tries to just run away from larger threats
Doesn't really like brawling unless he's forced to attack against all odds, relies a lot on his "Kah-rah-tay"
In real life and the game, he does not like spaghetti
Idea Blocks
Without memes, he will die
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