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Stanley the Bugman!SMG4 (Glitchy): his official Nintendo IP form from Donkey Kong 3, released in 1983, complete with his own songs like "Flight of the Bumblebee"

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His Original Hat emblem before his redesign/transformation into Stanley the Bugman: the Roronoa Zoro/Buggy D. Clown/Joy Boy/Sun God Nika/Gray Fullbuster of the series

"WHERE'S MY BURRITO!?" and "Consider yourself, STERILIZED." and "Godamnit" and "Oh Fudge/Holy Fudgecicles" and "STAHP RITE DARE!!! SMG3!!! THE MEME POLICE IS HERE!!!" and "I'm sorry... I couldn't save us..." and "Listening to you is like a new form of torture I liked it better when you were just a Launcher, perfect epitome of the word miserable the annoyance you bring is definitely considerable." and "NO!! PLEASE, I DON'T WANNA BE EXILED! I WAS JUST A NAIVE STUPID LITTLE CHILD!" -Glitchy

Police Officer/Cop/Sergeant SuperMarioGlitchy4, also known by his nickname Glitchy since Mario in real life!? (200 Video Special) and War of the Fat Italians 2017 and known as Glitchy Boy and known as Ice Glitchy (when he consumes the Ice Flower or other Ice Based Power Ups; his Favorite Food is Fried Chicken tho) and known as Smushy Glitchy (when he consumes a Smushy Mushroom) and known as Stanley the Bugman 4 and known as Stan the Asian Man and known as Stan the Mario Movie Man (later Remastered) and known as Super Stan and known as Super Stanley Good Bean 4 and known as Super Stanley the Bugman 4 (when he combines his phone with Stanley's Bug-Spray Can to create the Meme-Spray Can; spraying people will give them a Meme-induced Hallucination) and known as Officer Stanley/SMG4 Cop and known as The Bug King (evidenced by his watering can hinting at his (and Luigi's) super gardening career) and known as The Meme King better known as SMG4 (Super Meme Guardian 4), is a quirky/comedic and wholesome Blue alien, as well as the nerdy lead, video game player (including retro arcade games), and the shy yet also silly main protagonist of The Glitchy Cinematic Universe/SMG4 bloopers and a big socially awkward pacifist that'll avoid a bit of confrontations, protect the innocent from danger, and conquer evil. The Meme King doesn't rule or conquer, instead he is the freest party man in the world (the Glitchy World), as a SMG (Super Meme Guardian) and inspiration for humanity he's like the Blue wizard-knight to his friends, his pets Spidey and Hubert, the Avatar, (SMG5/SMG6/Balloon Fighter?), and the world liberating the people and memes from any sadness or oppression with him livin' that blue life, freeing them so that they can hopefully live full happy lives where they laugh, eat, drink, Wii Sports Bowl, Socially-Roast, and have fun as much as they like as equals.

Role[]

The Blue Meme King's appearance in the actual YouTube Poop-style bloopers is as an Expansively Brainy and Peaceful Pro Gamer and an opportunistic Meme God/Lord/Dealer and laid-back/carefree guy who joyfully likes making videos involving him, TariYoshi, Luigi, and Toad. He is Mario's benevolent boss and foil, and loves doing Random and Zany antics with his Pingas Launcher Cannon as well as having Wacky Adventures with the goal to keep his fans happy, always make them laugh, and keep beating his arch-nemesis SMG3 (Snitchy) and his cringe.

He's also the younger sworn brother of SMG2, cloned younger Blue alien twin brother of Snitchy, Mario is his Avatar, and Stanley the Bugman!Glitchy is both the leader and the biggest clown of the Glitchy Gang. His other arch-nemesis is Zero and in other instances: Depresso the Clown, and Lawyer Kong (and even he is own worst enemy; that's right, even Stanley!Glitchy himself).

This Ice Wizard and Blue Fiery Ball Conjuror is depicted as an adorkable, friendly, docile, honest, outgoing, quirky, funny, keet, childlike, affable guy, passionate and protective of his work, as well as being the smartest person in the Glitchy Bloopers and most aligns with the cool element of Ice along with Cold power-based creatures and animals.

That aside, he seems to also be the deadpan, snarky, optimistic, silly, goofy, intelligent, sensible, sane, respectful, responsible, intuitive, insightful, calm and collected, pacifist, well-rounded straight-man who is relatively a more grounded in reality Self-Fulfilling Every-Man/The Man's Man, being somewhat shy and introverted; believing in peaceful diplomacy, mercy, and using words rather than resort to mindless harsh violence.

Despite having great wisdom, intelligence, and being considered a genius by many people, sometimes he's portrayed as a lazy person that doesn't like danger and rain, which is why most of the time he's found staying indoors and in his room making bloopers, playing lots of video games, bowling, ballin', and watching anime.

He is the Straight-Man who can get comically serious, the Voice of Reason, and the Morality Pet who is often irritated or shocked by Mario's crazy, jerkish, oafish, simping, buffonish, flamboyant, idiocy to counter him/serve as his foil/equal, compare/contrast their personalities, and bounce off of each other (while SMG4 has also shown at times to be a goofy dork, he is closer to being a balanced, normal every-man, moreso than Mario is). Exceptions can be made in cases like his insanity arc.

But in most videos, they are friends as well as boss (SMG4) and assistant/worker/employee (Mario); SMG4 is the Relaxed and Chillin' Sensitive Chad to Mario's Beta Male Simp.

SMG4 is predominantly a Super Mario 64 machinimist and also uses material from Roblox, Minecraft, Gary's Mod, and other media. His secret weapon is singing and dancing to Hit or Miss for one hour straight.

SMG4 is The Biggest Clown in Town that devotes a lot of his time to making these videos, usually uploading a new video every weekend, and sometimes accepts works such as fanart from his channel's viewers and subscribers. In his videos, he often uses quotes, music, and stuff from other famous YouTubers like PewDiePie and Smosh as well as from movies, video games, memes, or TV shows.

Background[]

Real name: Luke Lerdwichagul

Aliases: Glitchy, Mr. Glitchy, Super Stanley the Bugman 4, Super Stanley Good Bean 4, SaiyanMachoGoku4, Stan the Asian Man, SmushyManGlitchy4, Sterilizer Man Guy 4 Hire, The Meme King, The Biggest Clown in Town, Stanley the Cop Man, The Bug King, SMG4, SMUG4, SupaMemeGenerator4, The Magical Hobo, Super Mario Gucci Four, Beeg SMG4, Long SMG4, Bean SMG4, Bong SMG4, Wide SMG4, King Chonk, NFT Mario, The Roasted Duck, Superman, Megamind, Stanley the Bugman 4, Glitchy Boy

Species: Blue Alien/Super Meme Guardian

Nationality: Asian-Australian

Age: 24 (Birthday: May 24, 1999 Birthsign: Gemini)

Height: 4 feet 8 inches (148 centimeters); sometimes he's slightly closer to Mario's height of 5 feet 1 inch (155 centimeters)

Weight: 140 pounds (63.5 kilograms); less than Mario's weight of 55.56 million pounds (25,201,592.1 kilograms)

Occupation: Varies, Blue Exterminator/Fumigator, Video Gamer, Technology Enthusiast, Youtuber, Blooper-Maker, Wallet Inspector, Merch Fairy, Pretty Ballerina, Blue Wizard, Gardener, Pizza Hut Employee

Likes: Super Mario 64, TF2, bloopers, memes and his computer

Currently the most popular Super Mario 64 machinimist on YouTube

Best friends with his assistants Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, and Toad, incredibly close with Tari and the rest of the Glitchy Gang (sometimes battling each other over various reasons)

Origins[]

His mysterious past and childhood (or in his case lack thereof; identity crises suck like that), he has amneisa, no memory or knowledge of it or his parents, anything before his debut episode super mario 64 bloopers: account loss is all a blur to him...

...Glitchy then attained knowledge of his backstory in SMG4: SMG4's Origins, when he asked his polar opposite Snitchy, the Ancient Meme Gods hit both of them with the Zap of Truth, Glitchy regains his memory of him being an alien-esque Superman-like deity from another planet in a different universe far away, crash landing into the Mushroom Kingdom, and coming out of a meme-filled USB flash drive to keep the world perfectly balanced (it's later revealed to be a Guardian Pod, also according to SMG3 at the end of the SMG4's Origins episode, they both share and come from a family that they don't know anything about (as it turns out their family consists of the Super Meme Guardians))...

...Glitchy's USB spacecraft sent out waves of magical blue lightning energy which hit everyone (except Glitchy himself) in the Mushroom Kingdom, turning them into mindless, unstable, insane, idiotic, meme caricatures of themselves. However with Glitchy creating based kek meme videos out of them and uploading the meme content to YouTube keeps all the Mushroom Kingdom civilians calm, sane, and stable

Physical Appearance[]

Originally being a recolor/palette swap of Mario due to Mario being his universe's Avatar and Glitchy being a Super Meme Guardian, Glitchy looks identical to Mario albeit his Hat and Collared Shirt are of a Neon Blue color and his Overalls/Shorts are White, which is "coincidentally" the same color code as Stanley the Bugman from the Game & Watch title Greenhouse and the Classic Arcade game Donkey Kong 3 (complete with his own songs like "Flight of the Bumblebee") a retired retro character that people have long forgotten about, became irrelevant, and Nintendo hasn't used in their video games in over 40 years (in a similar vein to Bob and his Garo species) unlike Mario who became a household name, he also has Stanley's Big Buck Teeth, and the look even becomes complete when he wears Stanley's Belt, an accessory the exterminator is shown wearing in his Donkey Kong 3 sprites and his Police Cop Hat attained during his time as a cop.

SMG4's Blue Cap has had many variations such as a G from his nickname Glitchy, S from SuperMarioGlitchy4, SuperMemeGuardian4, and sometimes just SMG4.

  • Later on it turns out the S (after his redesign) represents a new and completely different name: Stanley the Bugman.

SMG4 actually has a Collared Neon Blue Shirt (it is Short-Sleeved), he doesn't wear gloves, has blush marks on his face (in reference to his chill shy introverted personality in real-life), Ghostly Pale/White Skin (in reference to Story-Time SMG4), has Slick Black Spiky Anime hair (in reference to his hair in real-life) though it sometimes differs between this default look and silver anime girl hair in pigtails, he also has Gold/Amber colored eyes, whereas his SM64 and GMod models feature him with brown hair and blue irises/pupils.

  • His mustache is smaller, more flat, more narrow, and stretches farther across his face compared to Mario's. SMG4 has flat, silkier, and smoother hair, a smaller nose, Green shoes, Gold Star-shaped buttons on his Shorts/Overalls, and a thinner body build/character model.

At Omnia Academy, Glitchy removes his Blue Hat and incorporates a Blue-White Hoodie (mirroring SMG2's Hoddie) with his signature Yellow Star at the center instead of wearing his traditional plumber outfit.

When Super Meme Guardians are initially created they take on a palette swaped shape and appearance at least slightly resembling their Avatar but since they are toy-like aliens they can also later on in life change their shape, appearance, personality, and most significantly even their color code (in Snitchy's case; contrasting Mario and SMG4) as shown with SMG1; looking different from Spudnick and SMG2 and Niles; looking different from Fred and True SMG0, their parallel universe counterpart SMG3 takes after SMG1: both acting more mature and both being short-tempered, serious, quiet, aloof, and grumpy with Niles representing who SMG3 would become had he stayed pure evil......

......While SMG4 takes after his parallel universe counterparts SMG2 and True SMG0: with all three acting more youthful and being energetic, cheerful, jovial, playful, nice, very talkative, goofy, and outgoing.

As of the Lawsuit arc: the unofficial 4th arc in the Cosmology Saga, Glitchy (ironically) received a new permanent transformation into an obscure/forgotten official Nintendo character: becoming the exterminator Stanley the Bugman (the design also resembles both Theo from the Meta Runner series and the real-life SMG4: Luke Lerdwichagul); representing what a "Modernized Stanley" would look like if he was currently utilized by Nintendo and made appearances in newer/recent Super Mario Bros./Donkey Kong Country games.....

.....his HD design polish/small tweak/touch-up adds Stanley's Gradient Blue Pie Eyes (also resembling Theo's Blue Eyes), detailing, lighting, and shading; specifically in his eyes, ears, nose, mouth, face, Sharp Black Spiky Anime hair, longer eyebrows, longer fingers, the strands of hair that stick out in multiple directions are reminiscent of Theo's hair, his Blue-White clothes now including wrinkles, the bottoms of his Shoes are now Yellow the same color as Stanley the Bugman's Shoes in official artwork for Donkey Kong 3, and the shape surrounding his Cap's Letter "S" is now a Pentagon/Diamond with the "S" itself being more square-ish and bolded (reminiscent of retro/classic video game-style title screens) and also being (keyword) Glitched out with static effects, fitting his namesake Stanley!Glitchy......

Personality[]

......This build-up and foreshadowing was the result of over 11 years of zany adventures as the free-loving and party-loving Meme King originally started off a long time ago as just a random kid/underdog that came out of nowhere and looked exactly like Mario (he wants to be recognized/loved so he can make friends, he thinks popularity will help him make friends as he didn't have many friends growing up) and he loves his blue cap considering it to be his most precious treasure)......

......much like Link the Hero of Legend from A Link to the Past, Link the Hero of Winds from The Wind Waker, and Link the Hero of Hyrule from Zelda 1 are compared to the more iconic and famous Link the Hero of Time (specifically the Adult version of that hero) from Ocarina of Time as well as how GT Kid Goku is compared to Adult Goku......

......however Glitchy does not know anything about himself, who he is, his Guardian Pod, his destiny/purpose/job/task, what his USB did (Memeifying the Video Game World), or even why he has the urge to create content......

......with the origin and status of him being born as a recolor of Mario that arrived in the Video Game World (specifically to the Mushroom Kingdom) in an Alien-esque spacecraft and the fact the he is not a being from this Earth (it was revealed to him later on), Glitchy the Underdog represents the "little guy" wanting to find that sense of accomplishment and enlightenment, he would always be overshadowed by his own best friend who came before him with constant comparisons and statements of how he isn't the more favored red-hatted hero, Glitchy is a good "Quirky/Wacky/Zany/Meme Friend" but he wasn't a good "Traditional Nintendo Friend" as he prioritizes making videos to preserve his universe's Meme Life Cycle and his millions of YouTube subscribers while unaware that he and his memes unintentionally caused everybody to become stupid and chaotic in the first place, at the same time he and his USB also gave them all free will, entertainment, fun, and broke them out of the endlessly boring NPC Cycle of Princess Peach getting kidnapped and needing to be saved over and over again by Glitchy MAKING NINTENDO LAND GREAT AGAIN......

......Glitchy started off only having a small group of friends at Peach's Castle (a Nintendo IP Property owned by Princess Peach that later sunk into an Adware Hole due to his own actions) and Nintendo Land, the friends he did have consistently and preferably interacted much more with Mario. When Glitchy went on whacky adventures with the group and meeting all sorts of quirky individuals he'd have plenty of smart and strategic moments to shine like them but he'd also get judged, dismissed, rejected, or passed aside, being labeled a "lesser Mario" (in Nintendo Land's eyes there is only one true Mario/Avatar), a copycat whose appearance when he is joining the others comes across as awkward, sticking out like a sore thumb, as if he didn't belong, like he's not accepted as one them, he's truely not a real Nintendo character, he's unworthy, he's an outsider, he's a loser, he's a reject, he's empty, he's low-class trash (as Lawyer Kong puts it), he's a weirdo, a leech, he's a social outcast, he's a rip-off, a monster, a peasant, he's forgettable, a joke, a nobody, a blank slate, he's useless, he's pathetic, he's a lazy good-for-nothing, a bootleg, a knock-off, a fake, a fraud, an imposter, an Alien (both figuratively and literally)......

......Most of the time Glitchy would just be by himself, playing video games and making bloopers as part of his video making content due to (like Tari) his shy pacifist socially awkward introverted nature, he always had fun zany adventures with his companions it's what he enjoys doing the most, but in the back of his anxiety-riddled mind: being an outcast, an outsider the fear of the near-invincible Nintendo crashing down on SuperMemeGuardian4 and his channel, erasing all of his efforts and all of his work that he has accumulated over the course of 11 years, and crushing his dream of giving everyone something to laugh at, smile at, and be inspired by......

......Carrying these many burdens on his lone cold shoulders all by himself as a YouTuber and as the channel owner, the Meme Guardian/God would feel like an outsider and moments of insecurity, cowardice, powerlessness, uselessness, pressure, dejection, and weakness as if the end of the SMG4 channel is coming, because he feels no one believes in him and a part of him doesn't believe in himself......

......But then, it happened, with his channel who he is the owner of and has a connection to is under threat from a DMCA signed by Nintendo that kills non-Nintendo IP and being forced to comply with it (he doesn't actually delete his channel lol, nor is the real-life SMG4 connected to Glitchy or the scene of him deleting his channel actually connected to Glitchy's death; it's merely symbolic of Glitchy giving up and dying alongside the rest of the other non-Nintendo characters with the difference being that Lawyer Kong was prolonging his demise), this is Glitchy's chance to not only prove to everyone but also himself that he is an equal to Nintendo, and belongs in Nintendo Land: his own home that he's made for himself, and his own way of doing that was transforming into the very thing he hated, a retired retro character that people have long forgotten about, became irrelevant, and Nintendo hasn't used in their video games in over 40 years (in a similar vein to Bob and his Garo species; unlike Mario who became a household name): Stanley the Bugman......

......Winning the Nintendo Copyright court case and permanently transforming into a really obscure/forgotten Nintendo Character very few people know and remember (as Miyamoto's condition only states he can't look like Mario, not that he couldn't have a Nintendo IP form, presumably because of Mario's legendary status as a very relevant household name with a huge gaming legacy and explosive popularity attached to him that Glitchy can't replicate or mooch off of with his initial Mario-esque appearance but ironically he can freely stay in Nintendo Land if he takes on his true form: the form of the retired fumigator; and simultaneously now he's technically a part of Nintendo)......

......This hilariously symbolizes Glitchy finally managing to break out of Mario's shadow, being confident/capable of carrying a series without the need of the Red Italian Plumber, and finding his own self-worth in being able to protect both his Nintendo buddies and non-Nintendo pals while also forging a newfound bond with the company; establishing himself as an equal among his friends (and possibly a sign of him helping to make new Nintendo games starring the exterminator: Stanley The Bugman-Glitchy) just as Luigi and even Waluigi have stepped out of Mario's shadow, likewise Melony the Melon transforming with the Fierce Deity Mask symbolizes Melony's ascension from originally being a clone of Meggy, someone who used to overshadow her......

......The permanent Alien/Toy-esque redesign represents Acceptance, Courage, Love, Self-Worth, Liberation, Heroism, Inspiration, Hope, The New Era, Bonds, Respect, Change, Innocence, Purity, Individualism, Determination, Ambitions, Ideals, Memories, Dispelling An Endless Darkness, 1980s Retro Video Games, Never Giving Up, Protection, Willpower, Ever-Lasting Fun n' Dreams, Experimentation, Growth, Potential, Possibilities, Longevity, Truth, Originality, Creativity, Identity, Sun God Nika (Smiles/Happiness/Laughter), Joy Boy, Toon Force/Cartoon Physics, Self-Awareness/The Metaverse, Hammerspace, Being Comically Malleable, Breaking The Shackles/Boundaries Of Reality, Merrie Melodies/Looney Tunes, Popeye, and Freedom......

......After fully embracing his Alien past and his character development combined with fulfilling his destiny as Meme King, Blue Fumigator Stanley!Glitchy went from an outsider to a legitimate member of the Nintendo Family, from a zero with nothing to a hero with everything including forging strong bonds with Tari, Melony, Mario, and Meggy (Melony and Meggy in particular receiving permanent redesigns)......

......With his newfound growth from his journey of self-discovery and learning about never before seen strength and mysterious sides to himself, Super Stanley-Glitchy warms up to, accepts, respects, and loves himself, taking on his new powers and true identity as Stanley the Bugman with stride (the same way Lawyer Kong found his self-worth by embracing Glitchy's memes, becoming his true identity Funky Kong again and going back to playing funky music, dancing, and selling weapons despite looking identical to his brother Donkey Kong III except that he wears different clothes) and by doing so also accepts Nintendo as being a part of him and his life, finally leaving behind his fear of the company, even Glitchy the Fumigator became a free person and an honorary Nintendo Rep after leaving his permanent mark on Nintendo Land which lead to Nintendo themselves leaving their permanent mark on Stanley The Bugman!Glitchy with the redesigned exterminator representing what a "Modernized Stanley" would look like if he was currently utilized by Nintendo and made appearances in newer/recent Super Mario Bros./Donkey Kong Country games.

Martial Arts Fighting Style: Karate (pronounced "Kah-rah-tay") techniques[]

M. Bison inspired outfit (Blue color variant)

Karate Chops "HIIIIIIIYA!!!!!!!!"

Judo

Hadoken

Shoryuken

Helicopter Legs/Spinning Bird Kick

Focus Attack "Focusing"

Shin Shoryuken (True Rising Dragon Fist; a 3 hit combo including a flaming blue uppercut)

Shippu Jinraikyaku (Hurricane Swift Thunder Leg)

Free Style: SMGFan[]

The most effective attack: Involves spinning his arms in circles imitating a fan

Ultimate Tornado Slam (Spin Jump)

Physicality[]

Strength[]

High-fived Batman so hard he sent him flying away

Once launched Mario into the sky in just 3/4 hits and a Shoryuken

Once shot a Mario Head in just 1.5 seconds with just a pistol when he got scared

Threw Mario who weighs 94,324,323,595 kg to the Black Star with ease

Knocked out Mario with a rock

Killed Mario in one punch

Can usually beat the hell out of Mario by smacking him

Comparable to the power of the illuminati

Ran right through a wooden door

Beat Mario over the head with a toilet

Kicked Mario several hundred feet away

  • SMG4's Mario's weight is confirmed at 55.56 million pounds

Can pick up and toss an over 700 ton King Bob-omb

Managed to pick up Bowser and throw him off a roof

  • SMG4's Bowser's weight is confirmed at 3135 lbs.

Kicked a Toad several feet in the air

Threw someone into a tree so hard, they exploded

Kicked a soccer ball right over a Thwomp's head

Could pick up and throw a large bed hard enough to knock someone out

K.O.ed Mario by punching him into the wrestling ring's ropes which made Mario bounce off them sending him back to Glitchy who then landed a strong backflip kick

Knocked Bob through the castle and hundreds of feet in the air

Kicked the Soldier's American tea-bags hard enough to send him to the ground

Can pick up Bowser and swing him around by the tail

Could briefly run with Mario on his back

Could stand upright in a speeding, out of control train

Sent Luigi spiraling backward with a sword strike

Can pick up and throw a big truck full of millions of Rocks

Can use a hammer to hit the target on the Strength Test to send the bell flying into space hitting a space shuttle that plummeted to the Earth and surviving it's explosion upon impact

Can block a frying pan attack from Mario

Can overpower and get the upperhand on Mario while Mario was mind controlled by Waluigi

Destroyed Waluigi's scepter

Can kick a Rejection form Waluigi which overpowered him and made Waluigi weaken quite considerably

Can reel up Fishy Boopkins' big stone boulder with a fishing rod

Can beat the CRAP out of SMG3

Can handle multiple Koopalings and Bowser Jr. on his own and beat them up

Can backhand/bitch slap Mario across the room "BE-GONE! THOT!"

Punched Obi-Wan Kenobi into space

While being restrained can send a group of security guards bigger than him flying with a single punch

Severed off Super Saiyan 3 Mario's arm

Can hit a mannequin so hard his hand exploded leaving a stump/bristle

In Snitchy's backstory he is already shown to be able to casually lift and move around another Beeg SMG4

Dropkicks/spikes/meteor smashes a YouTube Remote form Snitchy from the sky to the ground causing an X-shaped explosion

Speed[]

Reacts and Moves at speeds faster than the Speed of Light

Has dodged countless rounds of bullets from guns

Picked up and threw a bed at SMG3 in a fraction of a second

Can out-run Mario

Kept up with Sanic

Fast enough to land a direct punch to Sanic

Dodged a 360-no scope from Mario

Can out-speed lightning from "Guy"

Went to the sun in 4 seconds

Can run around the entire castle like a blur

Could dodge lasers being fired at him

Could dodge several explosive shots

Could outrun a Chain Chomp on foot

Casually ducked under a bullet

Could dance around point-blank minigun fire

Could dodge up close laser fire

Could briefly outrun the Pingas Train

Can fall so fast he burst into flames

While tied up he dodged Bob's hair-cutting blades

Dodged lightning from a Rejection form Waluigi

Can reel so fast with his fishing rod that he bursts into flames

Can run fast enough to keep up with Bob

Dodged Dio and his Stand: The World

Dodged Corrupted Morshu's Bombs

Teleportation (?) can appear just about anywhere without anyone noticing him

Durability[]

Survived a planet explosion

His defense scales to Waluigi who survived an explosive launch of infinite meters into space

Survived a helicopter explosion while inside it without a single scratch on him and continued saying "Where's my Burrito?" as if nothing happened

Survived lighting himself on fire after standing on a stove

Along with the Glitchy crew, survived a plane crash without a single scratch while having 2 of the most wanted serial killers on the board (The Psychopathic Villager and Enzo)

Survived many explosions

Survived skydiving (without a parachute or the Chocobo)

Endured the explosion of a Pingas Missile from the War of the Pingas

Survived a battle against Sonic the Hedgehog, Sanic, Super Sonic, and Super Sanic

Endured a laser blast from a giant Yoshi

Can survive a keeping his sanity while watching the Luigi Dance

Endured getting sucked by Kirby for a few seconds and only lost his sight for a bit

Survived Mario falling on him from the clouds

Survived an explosion that leveled a city

Can somehow survive and talk without his head

Survived getting shot in the face

Survived a giant mushroom cloud explosion

Survived burning in a cardboard box

Survived being up close to a nuclear explosion

Survived being thrown out of a ten story building

Survived being blasted by a flamethrower

Survived being hit in the head with a bathtub

Survived an explosion that blew up a tank

Survived getting the hell beaten out of him by several bullies

Survived a pistol right to the head

Survived a rock the size of his head falling from several hundred feet in the air

Survived an explosion that leveled a giant castle without a scratch

Survived a Waluigi launcher exploding in his hands

Survived being knocked down by a frying pan

Survived being blown up by a Bob-omb

Survived being eaten and only lost his head

Can somehow talk and live without his head

Is fine breathing in hallucinogenic gas

Was fine after a large gas explosion

Was fine after an explosion that destroyed a helicopter

Survived a blue shell explosion

Can go an entire week without blinking

Survived being hit by the Pingas Train

Survived being buried in Steves

Survived a planet-level explosion and only got lit on fire

Survived an explosion that leveled a restaurant

Survived being hit by Mario's Kart (which was powerful enough to blow up a giant train)

Survived being hit head-on by a cannonball that destroyed a dingy

Survived a firework exploding in his face

Survived being hit by a subway train

Survived a tennis ball to the eye

Survived an explosion from multiple heat-seeking missiles

Survived the explosion of a space shuttle that fell from space (that he himself caused)

Survived being burst into flames after falling from high altitudes

Survived being hit in the face with a frying pan from Mario

Survived Bob's killer haircut

Survived an explosion of Thomas the Tank Engine in space

Survived Mario using a tennis racket to hit a tennis ball smashing his Pingas

Survived a tennis ball to the eye

Survived attacks (like getting his head punched off his body and getting kicked in his ass and Pingas) and a building exploding on him; all caused by Mario while Mario was being controlled by Rejection Waluigi

Survived getting his entire body struck by Fishy Boopkins' big stone boulder that he himself reeled with his fishing rod which then sent him flying to the ground on his Pingas

While stuck in a cage, he survived his prostate exploding after being thrown by Bob in his Incredible Hulk (Brute Bob) form

Survived a gunshot from Roy

Survived being strangled, pummeled, and thrashed around by a tentacle monster

Survived the vacuum of space

Survived an explosive attack from Godzilla

Survived an axe-kick to the neck during the fight with Super Saiyan God (Blue haired) Goku

Survived Super Saiyan PewDiePie beating him with T-Series

Was OK when Smart-Ass Mario's Giant Robot Mario yeeted him

Survived a tactical nuke by a jerky goose

Survived the power of Super Saiyan 3 Mario in an arm wrestling match

Survived a black hole created by him and Super Saiyan 3 Mario

Survived a point blank Bob-omb to the face

Survived a door being slammed shut on his pingas

Tanked Karate Chopping his own hand off

Survived Mario taking a planet-busting dump in his toilet causing the Earth to explode

Survived a car crash

Survived Meggy and Saiko literally roasting him with two flamethrowers

After the FBI/Swat Team raided Peach's castle, broke and entered into his room, and he was forced by the cops to make his educational show, he survived a point blank gun shot to the face by Officer Po's revolver

As Beeg SMG4, survived gunfire from tanks

As Beeg SMG4, survived Long SMG4 deflecting him into space

Survived his head exploding off after hearing Siren Head's singing

Survived his head exploding after seeing Bob without his robes/cloak

Survived attacks from Rage Mode Muscular Princess Peach

Survived getting stomped on by Whimpu's giant Snow Anime Thot Wario Mech (guess Whimpu really was Waifu Wario's little Pogchamp)

Survived having a Bee hive fall on his head

Survived Corrupted Morshu's Bombs

Tanked Invincibility Mario and his Light Speed Dash

Survived Mario's Wrath in Super Mario Bros. Z

Tanked Saitama's One Punch

Heavily implied Healing Factor/Regeneration: Can be greatly injured and even lose either his head or his limbs yet come back fine in the very next scene

Intelligence[]

Estimated 200 IQ

Leadership skills

Has Computer Typing/Programming/Science skills like when he used Tari's Meta Runner arm to absorb all the Marios into their game

Pro Gamer (beat Mario in Super Smash Each Other in the Ass Bros. 20 times in a row)

His Gaming Skills translated well to his motor skills making him perform great with any vehicle he drives

Playing Carnival Games and Crane Games sharply honed his hand-eye cordination, increasing his accuracy and agility, (he even has a Flying Car License) he can also fly a helicopter

Knows about Memes from various different cultures like Japan

Was able to please Weegee (even though all he says is Weegee)

Much smarter than Mario (though, that's not saying too much)

Was the Captain (with the soldier's voice from Team Fortress 2) and made tactical strategies (i.e. Pincer Movement and Trolley Mobile) when attempting to purchase Super Smash Each Other in the Ass Ultimate before all the copies sold out

Can log roll by using Shroomy's body as a wheel/unicycle/skateboard

Despite Bob using his stories to distract SMG4 from foiling his mansion destruction plan because of the Meme Wizard's usual smarts and problem-solving skills, Glitchy at least figured out that his stories were fake

Easily shut down Hal

A rather skilled Soccer Player

Quite the blazing Tennis Player

A swift Swimmer

A king of swing at Baseball

An accurate Archer

A rather skilled Left-Handed Bassist and Guitarist

Figured out the labyrinth puzzle rather easily

Taught Mario how to use Vegas

Can sense Snitchy's aura and can tell when he is planning to do something evil

Problem-solving skills

Cashier

Re-created the Boeing 737-800 out of a paper airplane

Recruited members of a resistance and the Wild Childs to stop Snitchy from stealing the internet

Ambidextrous when using a pencil

Graduated from a university studying Memeology; becoming an intellectual he received his Meme Degree (in universe), with a Ph.D. in Memes, he's considered a real doctor by Luigi

At Hobowarts/Memewarts: Memecraft and Memery he was a Veteran Wizard that graduated by passing the Meme Spell Final Exam earning himself a gold trophy

Oven Duty and Cooking skills

Formerly worked for the A.S.S. (Anime Secret Service) because Princess Peach asked him to, was Second-in-Command/Lieutenant but has later defected

Served in the Food Wars being a member of Team Pizza fighting against Team Candy and defeated Rage Mode Muscular Princess Peach

Strategic Master Planner

Built a house in Minecraft

Went from a Bad Singer and Dancer when he's put on the spot (in SMG4: SMG4 Runs Out of Memes) to being able to do moves like The Charleston, The Floss, Fortnite Dances like Work it Out, TF2 Dances like The Kazotsky Kick, and Sing-A-Longs (Character Development shown in the Short and Tall song)

Built a rocket launcher in the style of Tari's Meta Runner arm/Power Glove that was meant to be used by Heavy to beat 150 arcade games in 5 seconds

Made his own Sesame Street inspired educational show

Savagely roasted Meggy and Wario on Twitter, Saiko and Meggy in a sing-a-long, and Mario in events including Rap Battles and when he's in the Canceled Dimension

Used his Big Brain to reveal that the Alphabet Song is just Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, such information caused Muscular Anime Chad SpongeBob to spontaneously cumbust

Lured the Bee out of the castle using Jazz Music as he is a Master of the Sax

Golf skills (participated in Jeeves' Golf/Speed Golf competition and won the tourney)

Skills & Abilities/Moveset[]

Character Manipulation[]

  • Can control all of the characters on his account whenever he pleases

4th-Wall Breaking[]

Can appear outside the game and into the cheat menu

  • Can activate a Moon-Jump

Energy Balls[]

Can apparently just shoot these from his hands

Magic[]

Graduated from Hobowarts/Memewarts: Memecraft and Memery

Can use The Force like the Jedi and Sith

Has shown conversion magic, being able to convert some objects into others like rocks into babies

Ice Magic (thanks to the Ice Flower)

Has also shown the use of lightning magic

His magic also allows him to fly (although he can fly naturally)

His most powerful spell "Leviosaaa", is a concentrated orb of magic that could destroy all of Hogwarts

Pingas Cannon[]

"CANNOOOON PINGGGGGGGAAAAAAS"

"PINGAS LAUNCHER"

Is activated where his penis should be

Can launch things as large as Mario out at high speeds

Can fire stuff out of it like Waluigi Launchers

  • Can even fire Mario out of it

Can fire soccer balls from it

Some items as heavy as Wario can be sent flying into the clouds

Ice Magitek (Ice Mage) & Blue Scepter (plus that spiky dark red anime hairdo)/Ice Flower[]

Shoots shivering cold Rasengan-sized energy balls that quickly freeze individuals upon direct physical contact

Can create magic powered snowballs that instantly freeze people upon contact

Can create Snowmen

Can create giant Freezies/Slipices

Can fire off cold lightning bolts

Can create actual Freezers, Refrigerators, Coolers, sharp Icicle hazards like Stalagtites/Stalagmites, Ice Cream, and Frozen Popsicles

Cold Manipulation

  • Can use it to control the environment and enemies on the battlefield by freezing them solid
  • Created an ice surfboard so that Meggy could skate across the ground and avoid Saiko's Bonzai Bills
  • Can create ice cube forts/glacier barriers (like from Overwatch) for defense and protection

Froze Whimpu (twice)

Blue Ice Fireballs[]

Like Mario's Pyrokinesis but SMG4's flames are blue

Alternatively they can come from his Blue Scepter

Can also be used to freeze enemies

Bug-Spray Can[]

  • Super Spray Can (upgrade)

Pesticide

Originally used by Stanley the Bugman to defeat the original classic arcade Donkey Kong Senior (Young Cranky Kong) twice; one such occurrence being at Stanley's Greenhouse and the other was in outer space

Glitchy transformed into Stanley and "borrowed" it

Pianta Watering Can[]

For Gardening

Can grow Doors made out of plants

Haki[]

Literally taking his own concentrated willpower and turning it into spiritual energy he can use tangibly; in this world, the capability of learning Haki is true among all living beings:

Kenbunshoku Haki/Observation Haki: Using his 6th sense he can sense his surroundings as well as the thoughts, intentions, power levels, and emotions of others

  • Advanced Technique: Future Vision (Can see into the future and predict events before they even happen)

Busoshoku Haki/Armament Haki: Creates an invisible spiritual armor to protect himself, the black coating (created with the Hardening technique) can be used for offensive and defensive purposes and with the Imbuement ability can harden any item or object the user touches such as skin, fists, clothing, and weapons like swords

  • Advanced Techniques: Emission and Internal Destruction (With Emission he can have the power flow out of his hands emitting it over a short distance to unleash a short invisible burst that can knock people away and with Internal Destruction he can go even further beyond by having the power flow into people's bodies and destroy them from the inside by having the power detonate inside their bodies without even physically touching them)

Haoshoku Haki/Conqueror's Haki/King's Haki: Glitchy's Specialty; having the ambitions/qualities of a king (in his case Meme King) and after his consistent leadership roles he is able to exert his willpower over other individuals via a spiritual shockwave that knocks people out, a rare ability only one in several million people are born with, something that cannot be achieved through training

  • Advanced Techniques: Asura: the Hindu/Buddist God and Infusion and Observation Killing (Infusion allows the user to combine Armament Haki with Conqueror's Haki for enhanced/magnified power and Observation Killing can nullify/cancel out/counteract people that can use Future Vision)

Weaknesses: If Glitchy's spirits are shattered, his mind is becoming to clouded, or he is in a state of depression he loses his ability to use Haki

Flight[]

Can somehow fly

He also did so as the "Flying Wallet Inspector" and the Merch Fairy

He can use the Wing Cap, Super Leaf (Fox Glitchy) or Raccoon Suit (Kitsune Glitchy), and/or Cape Feather (Cape Glitchy) to fly

Hammerspace[]

Can pull stuff out of thin air

Can use it to board up doors or attack

Explosion[]

Explodes in extreme anger or extreme fear

Rarely gets scared enough or angry enough to do this skill often

Destroyed Peach's Castle

Kamehameha[]

It has been heavily implied that SMG4 can perform the Kamehameha in his earlier videos

Has also been implied that it could one shot a magically enraged SMG3

Genki-dama (Spirit Bomb)[]

Can absorb all fan videos and internet memes by calling upon them

Has destroyed entire kingdoms

Super Saiyan 3[]

(Somehow) skipped SS and SS2

Beat SS3 Mario at arm wrestling

Created a Black Hole

Ninjutsu[]

  • Transformation Jutsu

How Luke (Real-life SMG4) turns into Machinima SMG4 (and vise versa)

Anaerobic Funtioning[]

Can breath in space without any form of required protection nor any special abilities

Vacuum Adaption

ZA WARUDO[]

Time Stop/Manipulation on the world around him

Summons an AK-47

Glitching[]

Reality Warping[]

Can Teleport himself and others

Raving[]

Meme Spamming[]

Face Swapping[]

Target Reticle (in his Nose)[]

Able to scan and see objects close up

Beeg SMG4 (Transformation)[]

God Form (fused/merged with Beeg Yoshi)

Has Divine Ki

Becomes the size of the moon

EXTRA THICCCCC

Can run on water

Became a marketable Smol Bean Plushie and Adopted Son/Baby

Likes Cheetos Popcorn like Daddy Glitchy

Stronger than 10 atomic bombs

Stronger than Godzilla Earth

Almost crashed, destroying the entire planet Earth

Flattened and defeated Thanos

Ran all around the world at light speed just like Kirby and survived running into space, running past multiple planets, and into the sun without taking any damage

Threw a giant cross so had that it hit struck a temple causing it to explode

Ran on a rocketship that was just starting to lift off the ground

Transformed into a marketable

Long SMG4[]

Cloned from combining Glitchy and a Demon from THE UPSIDE DOWN dimension (the equivalent of Hell)

Possesses demonic powers on par with Beeg SMG4's God powers

Is a Tall Bean

King Chonk[]

Stand[]

Susan Woluigi

  • Demonetization
  • Copyright Claims & Strikes
  • Community Guideline Strikes
  • Banning

Shadowbanning

  • Blacklisting
  • Termination

Meme Guardian Abilities[]

Meme Manipulation

Meme-Taming

Shape-Shifting

Avatar strengthening

Universe Creation

Soul-Stealing[]

Turns people into NFTs

Rage Induced Size Expansion[]

When his rage intensifies his size and power grows/increases

His face can morph into any angry meme faces for intimidation

His transformation makes the area around him darker/pitch black and fiery flames appear to surround him and the person targeted by him

Was able to intimidate Peach and Bob

Tari's NES Mind Controller (Glitchy himself is the one being controlled)[]

SMG4 attains Ultra Instinct as he was shown dodging Rejection form Waluigi's lightning (plus it's accompanied by 2 themes Ultimate Battle and Clash of Gods/The Final Death Match like wh an they are played for Ultra Instinct God Shaggy)

Pokémans[]

Spidey[]

He's a goddamn spider

Can overpower and send Mario flying

Defeated Steve

Can destroy entire foundations such as platforms and bridges

Roasted Meggy for being poor and lived to tell the tale

Spidey is Love Spidey is Life

Hubert the Rocks (Wizard Rock)[]

"You're a wizard Hubert"

He's a Rock

Was there during Hobo SMG4's time of need

One shotted Ultra Instinct Shaggy

Kanto Farfetch'd, Galar Farfetch'd, and Sirfetch'd (Duck Trio)[]

Can wack people with their leeks

Their leeks/stalks/onions can be used like swords

Psyduck[]

Telekinetic Duck

Zorua[]

Used once

Only knows Tackle

Was able to fuck up Mario in 1 move

Snowmen[]

Can (surprisingly) fight really well

Freezies/Slipices[]

Used to crush or freeze people upon contact with it

Red Meme Goblin Kevin[]

Ate SMG4's Meme Dealer

Cucco Wallet Inspector[]

Threatened Mario to give him his wallet by using a sharp shattered glass bottle as a weapon

Talks like Beedle from The Legend of Zelda series

Furret[]

"Don't kill Furrets"

First one killed by Mario

The fate of the second one unknown

Happy Duck[]

Rideable Pet just like horses and ponies

Beeg Happy Boi

Wears SMG4's Hat

Rubber Duck[]

Summons Tari by squeezing it and making it squeak

  • Teleportation

Piplup[]

Water type Penguin

Named after Fire

Alolan Vulpix/Ninetails[]

Ice type Fox

Majestic and Beautiful

Mario Teaches Typing[]

  • Glitchy controls the Giant Floating Mario Head

Weather Manipulation

Defeated Wario Head with a special attack: Tragic Backstory, causing dramatic PTSD

His Stallion (Ssenmodnar 11)[]

His horse tastes like shit

With a stroke of its mane, it turns into a plane

Can grow two barrels of machine guns on each of its sides

Is amazing

Arsenal[]

Bob-ombs[]

Can pull them out of seemingly nowhere

Will tick for a few seconds before exploding

He'll need to get away from the explosions though

Can throw several of these mid-air

AK-47[]

Exactly what it says on the tin

Comes with a silencer

Gatling Gun[]

Machine Gun[]

Sword/Dagger[]

Can be used for close-ranged combat

Tank[]

A tank nearly the size of the castle itself

Can fire giant explosive shots

Can also fire what sounds like machine guns

Flying Bathtub[]

Can be used to fly

Giant Paper Airplane[]

Can be used to fly

Helicopter[]

Can be used to fly

Wizard Magic Wand[]

Trained by Albus Dumbledore

Can use magic with it

Can transform others with it

Can turn anything into anything else basically

Can shoot magic lightning bolts

"Wingardium LeviosAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Blue Lightsaber[]

Trained by Jedi Master Yoda

It's a goddamn lightsaber, obviously

Boosts power tremendously when combined with The High Ground Meme

Explosive Toast[]

"You know what they say: All Toasters Toast Toast!!"

Can be thrown like Mario's Fireballs and any direct contact results in foes being burst into flames or being caught in the explosion

Shotgun[]

A standard shotgun

Rarely uses it

One shot killed a giant Mario head

  • The same Mario head that endured the destruction of Earth

Waluigi Launcher[]

Bought from eBay or a local Wario House

Waluigi's internal bone structure is rearranged to work as a launcher

Lastly, an explosive, most commonly a bomb is wedged between Waluigi's butt, allowing him to be used as a launcher

Knocked over several bowls of spaghetti

Was powerful enough to knock over King Bob-Omb

Tends to squirm

Can increase the range and power by adding explosives

Can even reach space with enough power

One shot blew up a tank

Infinite range

Super Bell/Cat Glitchy[]

"RING RING RING!!!"

Turns him into a white furry cat (White Cat Suit)

Lucky Bell/Lucky Cat Glitchy[]

Considered an upgrade of the Super Bell

Transforms into Lucky Cat Glitchy when a Ground Pound is performed

Very akin to the Statue form from his Kitsune Suit, except it gives him coins while falling and makes him invincible.

SMG4's Lucky Cat form is slightly different; he is raising his left paw instead of his right as he is left-handed

Shopping Kart/Trolley Mobile[]

Can ride in it like any vehicle in Mario Kart

Can be pushed by an outside person to receieve a boost in speed and handling/turning/drifting

Rosalina's Goldly Grand Star Tennis Racket[]

Used against Mario in a Tennis match

Glitchy moans, groans, screams, and grunts loudly when hitting the tennis ball with it

Can swing it with his Pingas

Home-Run Bat[]

Fire Extinguisher[]

RPG weapons[]

Katana[]

Blue/Kamikaze/Rainbow Shell[]

When ducking, he is invulnerable to almost anything

Can use the Shell Dash ability

Can swim faster and with more accuracy and precision

Can ride on top of it like a skateboard

Spiny Blue Shell (either with wings or w/o wings)[]

Can ride on top of it

Will home into someone and blow 'em up

Unknown how much control he has over where it goes

Ultra Jack Hammer[]

Ultra Hammer[]

A large black/gray/golden hammer

Can knock foes back with it

Mega Mushroom/Golden Mushroom[]

Greatly enhances the user's power, speed, and endurance and/or their size

Chainsaw[]

A regular chainsaw

Sent a butt-hurt fanboy flying

Kiseru Pipe (from Ganbare Goemon/Mystical Ninja)[]

Crowbar[]

Deathbus[]

Thomas the Tank Engine/Pingas Train[]

Fishing Rod[]

Can reel up big stone boulders

Fishy Boopkins got scared of the fishing hook

Fishy Boopkins should have stopped resisting and just be saved...

Glitch Remote[]

Wing Cap[]

Likely works the same as it does in the games

Allows him to fly

Like much of his arsenal, he only used this once

Has trouble landing it

Super/Raccoon Leaf (Fox Glitchy) or Tanooki Suit (Kitsune Glitchy)[]

Likely works the same as it does in the games

Allows him to fly

Can spin with the tail for feather falls and safe landings

Spinning with the tail can defeat enemies

Frying Pan[]

Cape Feather[]

Likely works the same as it does in the games

Allows him to fly

Can spin with the cape as part of his Spin Jump for feather falls and safe landings

Spinning with the cape can defeat enemies or turn them around (like Mario and Dr. Mario in the Super Smash Bros. series)

Rock[]

What do you think it does?

Flamethrower[]

These are getting really obvious

Pingas Launcher/Cannon[]

It's a Pingas Launcher

Can fire multiple Pingases at once

Rocket Launcher[]

It's a rocket launcher

Can fire multiple rockets at once

Took out a good chunk of the Nether (from Minecraft)

Handgun[]

From the looks of it, it is likely a Magnum Research/IMI Desert Eagle Heavy Caliber

Pistol[]

Can wield it with one hand

Killed a Nether Wart with one bullet

Fire Extinguisher[]

Can put out fires

Can also be used as a bludgeoning tool

Roblox Sword[]

A medium-ranged slashing weapon

Sniper Rifle[]

Can pick off targets from a distance

Combat Knife[]

Just by throwing it, he knocked a gun out of Dr. Eggman's gun

Bow & Elven Arrows[]

Fire Arrows

Meme Detector[]

Detects memes

Mighty Mushroom Morpher[]

Allows him to go into his "Mushroom Ranger" form (see below)

Mushroom Ranger Form[]

Gains this form via his Mighty Mushroom Morpher

Can fly in this form

His physical stats are most likely enhanced

Can summon a car to ram into foes

Can also summon a spear in this form

Survived being sent flying by a giant robot

Can also summon a giant, flying Hank Hill he can ride on

  • Who repeatedly just says "propane"

Could take down a giant robot the size of a house

Waluigi's Staff of Rejection[]

Has the power to make others feel the pain that Waluigi has felt due to being rejected his whole life, it is unknown how long the effect lasts.

The staff can also be used to make T-Pose Zombies, as opposed to using a T-Pose Mushroom. Those infected by the staff cannot be cured by 1-Up Mushrooms, but can be cured if the staff is destroyed.

Meme Chest/Meme Vault[]

YouTube Poops

If one was to look closely at these memes they will go insane after seeing the worst things they've ever witnessed in their life

Vine

TikTok

Anime Memes

Punny Memes

Deep Fried Memes

Animal Videos

Bee Movie Memes

Harambe (revived meme: now known as Flying Gorilla/Flying Harambe)

Piles of Meme Trash[]

  • Holds Dead Memes in them

Strong enough to send Mario in a speeding minecart flying

PolterNUT (Poltergust) G-00[]

Used the NUT button to succ up Gooigi and save Luigi

Uber[]

It's a car

Drivable vehicle

USB[]

  • The Funniest Meme that involves the Pingas Song

ONE MEME TO RULE THEM ALL

Mario Teaches Typing[]

  • Glitchy controls the giant Floating Mario Head

Weather Manipulation

Defeated Wario Head with a special attack: Tragic Backstory, causing dramatic PTSD

Toilet Paper[]

Papa John (Satan)'s one true weakness

Mega Vitamin Pills[]

Capsules that can hold tiny people

Yummy

Game Boy[]

Summons Amongus Imposter

YouTube Remote[]

Time Manipulation

Stops Time completely

Reverses Time

Slows down/Speeds up Time

Creates portals into separate dimensions/universes

Time Travel/Time Shifting/Time Rewriting

Feats[]

His "super mario 64 bloopers: Who let the chomp out?" video accumulated more than 10 million views in just 7 months

Survives being with Mario on a daily basis

Defeated Mario in Mario Party 2 by getting 99 Stars and 255 Coins

Has over 8.1 million subscribers and over 1 billion views on YouTube

In SMG4: Final Fantasy Mario, him, Mario and Meggy infiltrated an enemy territory known as Milites Base, lead by Commander Saiko

Along with Mario and Meggy, he defeated Commander Saiko, her army, and her giant mechanical machines that she created with advanced technology

Saved Mario from kidnappings

Took out a corrupt security system

Defeated Mario 20 times in a row playing Super Smash Each Other in the Ass Bros..

Survived a death stare from Weegee

Killed Link

Competed with SMG3 in a magic duel and won

Has competed with Mario in multiple "War of the Fat Italians"

Defeated the entire SMG4 Cast

With the help of Mario, took down a giant Mario

Beat down a bunch of Teletubbies

With the help of Mario, defeated an evil Ztar twice

With the help of Mario and a few others, won a soccer match for some little kids

With the help of Mario, defeated Luigi and his army of clones

K.O.ed Mario in a wrestling match

With the help of Mario, killed Bowser in the rap game

Hosted a talent show

Survived an entire planet full of Teletubbies

With the help of Mario, made it to the top of SMG3's Gauntlet of Gloom in less than 10 minutes

With the help of Mario, captured a Chain Chomp and won a pet show

Along with Mario, Luigi, Peach and Toad, became the Mushroom Rangers and stopped Dr. Pootis

Managed to break out of Cappy's possession when Mario was about to see his browsing history

Graduated from university (in universe)

Along with Mario, competed to be on Peach's sports team

Competed in a gladiator-style arena

In a battle royale setting he took down Luigi

Created the Super Mario Bros. Super Show (in universe)

Ate 182 of Waluigi's tacos

Devoured an entire college cafeteria's worth of food (except the spaghetti)

Defeated Mario in 2.5 seconds

Survived Waluigi's T-Pose Zombie Apocalypse thrice (the first and third times were close calls though)

Survived a heart attack

Assisted Tari in defeating a Rejection powered up Waluigi

Broke Waluigi's Rejection Cane

Survived a Teletubbie Purge (barely)

Survived the Black Friday onslaught that happened when he, Tari, and Mario were attempting to buy Super Smash Each Other in the Ass Bros. Ultimate

Was a guitarist in Saiko's song Darkest Hour that destroyed Bob's Rapping Career

Lead his team to victory during Bowser's Hell's Kitchen

Blasted Mario away with a Kamehameha

Assisted in the disbandment of A.S.S., recruited Axol, and unbanned Anime in the Mushroom Kingdom

Survived two encounters with Godzilla

Defeated Sephiroth

Fought against Super Saiyan God (Blue) Goku

Defeated Francis

Helped others like Fishy Boopkins, Saiko Bitchitaru, Bob, the Guards N' Retards Chris Gordman and Swagmaster69696969696, Axol, and even Ultra Instinct Shaggy in destroying Anime Island after winning the war

Defeated Super Saiyan PewDiePie

Saved his channel from SMG3's cringe posts and replaced them with Kek posts

Saved all of the YouTubers' accounts and passwords from SMG3

Kicked Wario's ass for bullying Tari and stealing her new Smash game Super Smash Each Other In The Ass Brothers 3D Dream Drop Distance & Knuckles

Survived his worst nightmares (Lewd/Erotic SMG3 Porn, Cowboy-Clown SMG3, and a pair of SMG3 dolls humping each other)

Defeated IT/Pennywise (who was a disguised Gooigi) with the PolterNUT

Survived getting inhaled by Kirby

Beat Super Saiyan 3 Mario in an arm wrestling match

Survived being turned into a Weegee Doll for 500 years during the Weegee Uprising

Defeated Papa John and his pizza with Toilet Paper

Sent a shrunken Luigi and Saiko into Mario's body to destroy a stomach bug

Roasted Mario, Meggy, Wario, and Saiko in things such as rap battles and Sesame Street style sing-a-long songs

Triggered Meggy and Saiko so hard by insulting them via roast-styled Sing-A-Long, calling them a Smol Bean and Tall Queen, despite getting literally roasted by 2 flamethrowers he survived and lived to tell the tale

Served in the Beeg SMG4 vs Long SMG4 War

Served in the war against Supreme Leader King Mario

With the Glitchy Gang, managed to rebel, retaliate, fight against, revolt, and overpower Supreme Leader King Mario until Princess Peach arrived

Can turn into Beeg SMG4 after merging with Beeg Yoshi, almost caused a planetary destruction

Can breathe and survive in the vacuum of space

Held a loaded plastic gun to a Smol Bean Meggy Plush (twice) and lived to tell the tale

Got a Doctor's Ph.D. degree in "Memology"

At Hobowarts/Memewarts: Memecraft and Memery he was a Veteran Wizard that graduated by passing the Meme Spell Final Exam earning himself a gold trophy

Made a truce/peace treaty with Snitchy and the Snitchy Squad/Anti-Team (temporarily)

As an accomplished YouTube Content Creator he was rewarded 2 Silver YouTube Play Buttons and a Golden YouTube Play Button

Revived Harambe: a dead meme which saved Axol, Luigi, and Mario from the Internet Meme Graveyard dimension

Got Thanos snapped

Escaped out of the Internet Meme Graveyard

Survived 400,010,231 rounds of torture such as Harambe blow-torching him, Kermit the Frog flattening him with a hammer, and Anime!Mario's singing in Japanese, all because of his inability to say Susan Wubawubadubdub's name correctly

Defeated Wario Head

Defeated a YouTube Remote powered up SMG3 in the YouTube Arc and sent him to the Internet Graveyard

Served in the Food Wars being a member of Team Pizza fighting against Team Candy and defeated Rage Mode Muscular Princess Peach

With great help from Tari, they managed to get all the Marios back into their game

Expanded his brain after finding the video games Shigeru Miyamoto dumped in the garbage

Survived having his textures be stripped away from his body

Teamed up with Fishy Boopkins and had a Snowball fight against Whimpu and Saiko

Saved his Baby (Laptop) and the sleeping Melony from the burning castle despite getting scorched and becoming a skeleton

Survived an attack from Sanic

Lured the Bee out of the castle with his Saxophone (seeing as he is a Master of the Sax) and also survived having his head stuck in a Beehive

Made tons of memes of Morshu in a matter of seconds

Survived Morshu's Bombs and made memes of Morshu to defeat his corrupted version

Stole the RTX Goose from Giant Shrek

Defeated Mr. Krabs in a Rap Battle

Screamed for 1 week straight with his titanium lungs

Survived his own 10 Year Anniversary Special despite all the twists and turns while making it

Re-discovered his own Guardian Pod, was able to survive the Dark Web for a second time, and learn the wherabouts of SMG1 and SMG2's Guardian Pod

Was the only one to have survived Matt's Wrath (not even Rejection-form Waluigi could beat Matt) and won the tickets to Brazil after asking Matt to give them to him

Survived all of the Newgrounds/Indie Games during his mission in the civilization of Mt. Brazil (a civilization from another universe that houses entire worlds inside a mountain (also there's Nevada for some reason)) and found SMG1 and SMG2's USB

Learned all about the Old Universe ToyToy Kingdom and what happened to SMG2, SMG1, and Spudnick when Zero attacked

Protected Mario from Zero and helped in defeating the Eye of Zero

Sheltered the Glitchy Gang underground while Chris and Swagmaster were detonating Peach's Castle

Found Snitchy and Mario in the Backrooms and discovered a Zero-possessed Axol

Learned that he was a Meme Guardian, learned how to channel Meme Power/Meme Energy, and survived Zero's torture

He's (alongside Snitchy) protected and hid Mario in Peach's Castle, dodged millions of Toads being thrown at him, tricked Zero-Axol twice with an axolotl meme video and the Meme Chest/Treasure Chest, survived Zero-Axol's Force Choke (twice), and almost sealed Zero away using his Guardian Pod while being assisted by Snitchy, SMG2, and SMG1

Saved Mario, Survived WOTFI 2021, Defeated Zero-Axol, and found out what his name stood for (Super Meme Guardian)

Had a Barbecue

Survived Mario becoming a millionaire

Survived 2 rounds of Hideo Kojima's Video Games

After trying and failing to boost his Subscriber count to 5 Million with Dead Trends, Challenges, and Prank Videos a style strikingly similar to Bob's style and SMG3's get rich quick schemes in the Internet Graveyard (Snitchy's Style), he then learns to stay true to himself, re-discovered why his fans watch his videos and become the King of the Memes he was always ment to be thanks to the advice of the Wise King Chonk

Reached 5 million subscribers his own way

After scooping Mario's ravioli out of his car engine, he taught at the Meme Research Club using a Meme Chest full of Pingas: meme energy taken from the Internet Graveyard...

...explaining that SMGs can absorb meme energy and need to have a perfect and careful control when handling said power otherwise disastrous results could occur like accidentally absorbing memes that are in close proximity converting them into energy that will be directly absorbed by the Avatar transforming them into various different things...

...Glitchy survived Dr. Kawaishima's Infinite Detention, the Mario Launcher, and fought against a competitive rival (Meggy) in a writing competition, as well as a yodeling Swagmaster during detention

Helped Mario become President of Omnia Academy

Asked for Tari's help to babysit Mario

Stole Mario's soul and turned him into an NFT

Prevented the God Box from being summoned

Avoided lava (briefly)

Discovered a portal to the great beyond that leads to the God Box

Evacuated The entire Mushroom Kingdom in the bunker, traveled to the great beyond, entered the God Box, realized Zero!Niles' true identity, defeated the virus, and supposedly blew up the God Box

Survived being turned ugly and played the role of the priest in Swag and Sonic's wedding

Made a Mario Documentary

Washed his laundry, proved his identity, and saved Mario from The Kernel and his Laundry Gremlins

Played Wii Sports Bowling with a moving Bowling Pin

Survived death due to old age thanks to RAID SHADOW LEGENDS and ride Tatura Rimehide into the sun, surviving the the explosion

Survived disintegration after being thrown by Roider JubJub

Survived getting eaten by Minecraft Zombies

Grabbed Kirby out of his Meme Chest and sent him over to help Mario who had his Pingas stuck in a Car Door

Revealed to Tari about her counterpart from the parallel universe Meta Runner, survived crashing and exploding into the castle walls, falling in the castle's moat, and survived the Fnaf games

Wore Drip

Survived the Minion Menace

Completed the Meme Games

After people like Tari got infected by Clown Fever/Clussy Fever, Glitchy sought out to find the source of the problem which turned out to be Depresso the Clown's tears polluting the Mushroom Kingdom Water Supply...

...after becoming the biggest clown in town Glitchy found Clown Waifu Geiru Toneido leaving the episode on a cliffhanger as Depresso becomes the Joker living in a society

Made the biggest world record breaking pizza briefly

Almost getting sued by Nintendo

After getting banished by Nintendo and Lawyer Kong, he manages to obtain a temporary IP Change Contract from Phoenix Wright

Finally discovering that his Nintendo IP Form is Stanley the Bugman after signing the IP Change Contract turning him into the Blue Nintendo Character, he rescues Mario, and then recovers Mario's memories using funny Memes that make Glitchy worthy of the title of Meme King

Cured Luigi and set off to find Wikipedia to help with legal matters

Tanked Saitama's One Punch, learned about the legalities of Parody Law, created a Parody Contract out of toilet paper, and tried (failed) to stop Miyamoto from signing a Super DMCA

After losing to Lawyer Kong everybody would later be revived by the Parody Contract after showing the toilet paper to Judge Kirby

Beat Nintendo and Lawyer Kong in court and permanently transformed into a Nintendo character: Stanley the Bugman

Wanting to demonstrate his Toon Force/Cartoon Physics/Merrie Melodies/Looney Tunes/Popeye abilities, he broke reality and made himself a marketable amiibo-esque toy

Beat Mario at Mario Kart, became self-aware and broke the 4th-Wall, managed to turn off the Sun in space, and screwed in a lightbulb defeating Depresso and his army of Clown Boos

Teamed up with Bob, Melony, and Mario to have a ballin' Basketball game against Foreman Spike!Snitchy's opposite/parallel team consisting of Fishy Boopkins, Luigi, and Meggy, roasted Meggy for being short, used his Toon Force/Cartoon Physics/4th-Wall breaking powers to bring back Toast Shy Guy for a cameo appearance, survived the Moon crash landing into the Earth as well as the destruction of a Black Hole

Helped Mario and Meggy get closer together in terms of their relationship by having them switch places/swap roles (and even clothing and personalities)

Joined Tari in THE CAN'T RELATE CLUB since her parallel/alternate universe counterpart stars in an anime (the Meta Runner series) and Stanley!Glitchy created the anime (plus with his new redesign he resembles Theo), edited a Chris Pratt!Mario blooper, and then got Mario the job of Chief Idiot of the Mushroom Kingdom

Promoted himself and inspired future YouTube Content Creators just as he's been doing for over 11 years

Found the Muppets from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared at their local McDonald's and escaped with the Power of Nursery Rhymes/Songs

Saved Mario from Meggy's disastrous cooking by having Toad eat the soup, survived that Karen's windshield wipers and getting run over by 13 cars in a row, snapped the neck of a Avatar Liver possessed-Wheeler after distracting him with Nintendo Memes from his PC that he summoned using his Blue Cap via Hammerspace, and got Mario his liver back

Managed to out-troll the troll Foreman Snitchy with help from Tari, Toad, Melony, Mario, and Meggy, all of them (including Stanley the Glitchman himself) acting as Twitch Streaming Cameras in an epic prank

After his Wii Sports Bowling practice during the Cursed Tapes Incident, he told and taught Mario and Meggy his favorite active sporting hobby, while showcasing another 4th-Wall Breaking Power: Scene Transitioning

Helped Mario and Melony make up on Christmas after the former accidentally injured Axol Jr., the pet axolotl that Mario gave Melony after Axol's death

Broke the 4th-Wall to plug a Shrek Online sponsor during the episode and survived the burning gas of Mario's T-Mobile Hulkbuster Suit

Helped Luigi open his own Flower Shop and played a game of Splatoon/Splatfest with Melony, Meggy, and the green plumber (heavily implying that he also received Splatfest training)

Assisted Mario on his diet

Survived a plane crash and learned the difference between "quality content" vs "quantity content" after trying to replicate Bob's old ways of gaining success, now wanting to create the perfect video

While he was invited to go to Texas with Tari and Mario, he stayed behind to make his perfect video and demonstrated his gardening skills by regrowing his Door

Barricaded himself in his room ignoring Mario and Bowser's antics in obtaining the Constitution and fighting True Obama Prism (he seems to have lost his hat tho: his "Stanley the Bugman Cap")

Went insane but took it to the extreme, suffering from an unhinged meltdown he destroyed the Wario Bros. in his unstable rage because they messed up his internet router, initially not even Tari with her duck memes would make the blue boi come out of his room, later Bob, Mario, Meggy, and Foreman Spike-Snitchy/SMG3 also tried to get him out of his room to celebrate his best friend's day: DAY despite Stanley-Glitchy himself originally being intended to receive "Mario's Best Friend Award"

After working at his computer for 4 weeks straight (with no rests), getting possessed by a demonic keyboard the same way Melony was possessed by Niles, he learned not everything can be made perfect and learned that despite his actions in the demon hole burial of his only home: Peach's Castle and his room, it's the people involved in his life that truly matter and are what is most important to him (just like how Bob learned from Waluigi), now the Blue Exterminator has newfound resolve to rebuild a new castle with his friends while also learning not to shoulder his burdens all alone and by himself.....

.....although he did leave his ex-wife Princess Peach (who he originally saved in Super Mario 64) and her castle (a Nintendo IP Property owned by the Princess that later sunk into an Adware Hole due to his own actions) selfishly not even thinking about Peach or the consequences of messing with Miyamoto/Nintendo's Super Mario IP, furthermore he could ask Melony to have her transform into the Fierce Deity and fly in the Adware Hole to save Peach and the castle, the new castle should be for Peach, the person that took him in and let him stay at her castle for 12 years

Temporarily moved in with his best friend Mario as his roommate, survived the basement of death and sadness, survived Luigi crash landing into him like a meteor, temporarily acquired Walter White/Heisenburg!Luigi's Meme-making RV from the Lawsuit arc in order to have a place to live and work, and helped Mario understand/appreciate his brother Luigi's value that he brings to Mario's life

Accustomed to living in the RV after 1 week and took Mario and Meggy on a happy little trip for Fried Chicken

While driving to the movie theater, Mario Backwards-Long Jumped into the parallel/alternate universe called the Stupid Mario Bros. Movie, he came back to his own universe later and watched it in the movie theater with Stanley the Bugman-Glitchy who had his own cameo in the movie

After a bit of a mishap with Breaking Bad!Luigi's RV and Teletubbies, Stanley!Glitchy (actually keeping his promise to his friends) finally decided to find the right place to build a castle (selfishly for himself; he could have moved in next door to Mario since it's the most logical solution) with the help of Fishy Boopkins and the fish abomination's real estate job working under Tom Nook, (he did have to sacrifice all his cash/money in his bank account just to find the abandoned carnival/circus: The Showgrounds, but hey it's the thought and gesture that counts)

Rushed an entire Circus Show (it was literally 4 hours) to make enough money to build a castle (selfishly for himself) and while on the verge of failure he was saved last minute thanks to Melony and Arnold's Ventriloquist Joke (even though for now he can only afford furniture)

Survived Luigi.EXE and Mario.EXE

Got Mario Ice Cream and a McDonald's Happy Meal

Broke the 4th-Wall wondering how his friends can afford so many houses

Helped Mario with his commitment issues

Survived the Game Cube which was actually a beta test for Miyamoto's new Mario Party VR game, went Super Saiyan and Super Saiyan Blue (with his blue hair resembling Stanley the Bugman's hair color in the NES port of Donkey Kong 3)

Gave Tari the redesign that she deserved

Obtained enough money to build a castle and went on vacation to the Wild West

Played Uno on the way to the Wild West and turned into a cowboy

Ate potatoes (So good you can eat em raw!), survived Meggy holding him at gunpoint (thanks to Tari's intervention), fought One Shot Wren, assisted and survived the destruction of Wren's simulation

Connected with Marty's (quite relatable) underappreciated work struggles and promised to give him co-ownership of the SMG4/Showgrounds Castle (ignoring Stanley's summoning of an eldritch demon monster in the process)

Went to Peach's destroyed Castle to retrieve the Power Star, Survived the Malice Transformed Beast Princess Peach (whom he felt extremely sorry for since she's his ex-wife, the woman who sheltered him his entire life and the one he has even saved before in Super Mario 64), and completed his castle

Revealed the SMG4/Showgrounds Castle (and it's Mickey Mouse Clubhouse/Circus Theme/Asthetic

Washed Beeg SMG4 while Mario befriended Simon

Got his memory erased and wiped from existence after seeing Foreman Snitchy's degenerate garbage/internet search browser history

Met the Watermelon Man and went to Melony's surprise party

Played Weird Mario Games

Got a Copyright Strike/Demonetized Video and got stuck in the YouTube Elevator thanks to Susan Wonderbread after she stepped down as YouTube CEO

Survived a nuclear bomb bigger than the Atom Bomb blowing up his entire body, received fan-mail, got captured in a Poke Ball, and shot Mario out of a cannon

Found and took care of his pet Beeg SMG4

Played Shrek Online with Tari and got Mario out of the game

Survived being forced to hold hands with his older brother Foreman Spike-Snitchy

Stanley!Glitchy became Forklift certified and lost trust with Mario (who obeys his king) and Foreman Spike!Snitchy

Weaknesses[]

His Hero Complex, he's a good person that inspires people with Earthly lessons and is willing to receive those same messages in return, one who will put others first, before himself, often times to a fault or to his own detriment

Legal Contracts like Cease & Desists and DMCAs (they are his Kryptonite; countering/canceling the effects of his Guardian Pod and can terminate his entire channel)

Failure & Loss: Specifically the realization that he can't save and protect his friends

Creating his own worst enemies: As shown with Foreman Spike!Snitchy, Zero-Niles, Lawyer Kong, and Depresso, Stan-Glitchy would have moments of being conflicted and insecure over the idea that his actions are what triggered the chaotic evil nature of the Main/Arc Villains (and subsequently the deaths of all his friends) to the point where he would see illusions of others taunting and emotionally damaging him

Giant Chain Chomps and Teletubbies

Still doesn't have his burrito

Jump Scares

Cuteness Overdose

Tends to over-think things, worries about other people's burdens instead of focusing on his own, and also be so hard on himself, during the times when he lacks courage, Stanley-Glitchy is even afraid of his own feelings

He wants to be recognized/loved and he loves his blue cap considering it to be his most precious treasure meaning if Stanley the Bugman-Glitchy loses it he will be left in a distraught state

Beehives stuck on his head

Relexes/Flexibility: While solidly athletic in running, jumping, aiming/marksmanship (most of the time), sports games and lifting weights, he's shown to lack balance, he also lacks experience in Super Mario Bros.-style action platforming challenges/physical obstacle courses (trials that require well honed precision and timing)... that is unless Tari shows up with her Magic NES Controller to remote control Stanley!Glitchy the Bugman

Too obsessed with technology like his computer/laptop to the point where sometimes he'll beat up his friends if they forcibly touch his stuff without his consent due to the nature of his work and constantly needing to surpass himself

Can get lazy, clumsy, and anti-social

Feeling Guilty

A little bit of a meathead on his unlucky/bad days

While he's the funny prankster friend when he's outside, he'll go back home to be sad again

He may not be the type to blame others but the young plucky exterminator is a character that gets swallowed in his own self-pity because he blames everything on himself

Can somewhat be distracted by anything and everything related to technology

His computer and YouTube account are vulnerable to being hacked/locked which will leave him depressed unless he gets Melony to use her hacking skills

His susceptible ass "OOOOH MY ASS!!!!!!"

Is easily scared by anything related to Justin Bieber

Despite being disguised as child's game: Playing Carnival Games and Crane Games (while proven to be very beneficial, useful, and helpful) has made the poor Glitchy Boi succumb to a chronic gambling addiction (which at least partially explains his somewhat greedy/obessive nature)

Without making memes for several weeks, he will rapidly grow up and age into an old man

Without memes, he will die due to his meme addiction

Posting Cringe instead of Kek will ruin his channel

Anti-Memes (they are too unstable to use and corrupt even the pure wholesome good SuperMemeGuardians like SMG0, SMG2, and Glitchy himself

The cringe-worthy Fortnite Dance

As a pacifist, he doesn't really like brawling unless he's forced to attack against all odds; relies a lot on his "Kah-rah-tay"

SMG4 is cowardly when it comes to games in the horror genre and hides under his bedroom covers when it comes to playing games like Slendytubbies and he's OK with that

Usually, because of his passive nature, he tries to just run away from larger threats

Unlike most Mario characters, SMG4 is supposedly only capable of holding his breath for 5 seconds; hence he's not as able to breathe in space (subverted since the Ssenmodnar three million subscriber fan collab and SMG4: War on Beeg SMG4 and SMG4: MARIO BALLIN?!?!)

In the game/machinima (but not in real-life), he does not like spaghetti

Can't make jokes on the spot and his jokes work best when people least expect them

Stage Fright (he's a scaredy cat what'd ya expect?) unless a black guy shows up offering him a beer

Other people having high expectations of him

Being called a weeb/weaboo (but whose someone that hasn't watched anime at this point?)

Being reminded of the Blue/White clad wearing Stanley the Bugman's existence and that he kills bugs like Spidey (no longer the case after he permanently transformed into the Blue/White exterminator)

If someone makes him drop a full plate of food that he made he will emanate the rage of a berserker and attack you with his friend called Ferocity

When he starts talking bullshit his eyes turn "really Asian"

Seeing a Naked Mario burns his eyes and kills him

Scary Green Alien Man appearing on the street out of nowhere wanting to kidnap him

Breaking his neck makes him fart

SMG3 kicking him in the ballz

His Avatar Mario getting corrupted by Zero the Virus affects Glitchy and Snitchy as well

Going insane and powerhungry, if his mind is too clouded, over-relies on repetitive jokes, get too impatient and competitive as well as get so focused on winning/finding answers to the point of obsession, then he will be blinded to what's most important, which leads to his depression because not even his closest companions would love him anymore, these hinder his powers: Meme Making and Creativity, (or worse, kill him) unless he's reminded to always remember to love himself and that dying is gay

Idea Blocks and Running out of Memes (unless he makes a discovery and/or finds inspiration)

Can sometimes have a somewhat childish stubborn attitude

Is slightly vain

Is a little greedy

Can get a bit jealous and paranoid

Has a little bit of a prideful/boastful ego due to the success of his comedy and his channel; this hubris sometimes causes him to do foolish things, like be desperate for fame and attention, and lash out at people when enraged, such as in SMG4: Mario's Spicy Day when he witnessed SMG3's efforts, the skyrocketing spikes and surges in views, the rise to success and internet fame...

...Glitchy's immediate reaction was assuming the worst, a red flag; that his counterpart was doing something morally dangerous and evil despite having no direct/explicit evidence or critical thinking, which lead to Glitchy being the direct cause of the destruction of Snitch Productions (SMG3's hopes and dreams that he worked so hard to achieve (although to be fair Snitchy is a big baby and technically Isabelle and Sans caused the grand majority of Property Damage to Snitchy's studio compared to Glitchy's accidental/minor antics like knocking over plants and switching the music to the Barney OST)), essentially creating his own worst enemy...

...while Glitchy did apologize for his wrongs after hearing Snitchy's backstory and monologue and Glitchy's perspective is valid since Snitchy is still the same person that has almost killed and threatened the lives of many people including SMG4 himself, (even stealing SMG4's YouTube account multiple times) all for the very petty reason of getting caught copying Glitchy's videos, Snitchy was still the one to save the Mushroom Kingdom from both Waluigi and the 2nd Wave of T-Pose Zombies and was even rewarded for it in SMG4: Mario's Late!, SMG4 did not even consider the possibility that SMG3 had changed and turned over a new leaf like in SMG4: Super Challenge 64...

...If the bad slip-ups continue and his self-pride gets the better of him again, Glitchy will turn out just as bad as SMG3, not better, his initial actions against Snitchy did lead to his friends and himself getting deleted and be replaced by doppelgangers after all

Criminal Record[]

  • Meme Dealing: In SMG4: MarioTube 2, it was revealed that SMG4 was an illegal meme dealer, discovered by Luigi. He, however, was not arrested until SMG4: Mario Preschool.
  • Using Confiscated Things and Hijacking: In Spaghetti Law, when spaghetti, Mario's favorite food was banned from the Mushroom Kingdom, both SMG4 and Mario tried to bring it back by hijacking a truck filled with the dish.
  • Stealing and Murder: In 0% of Spaghetti, Mario and SMG4 stole spaghetti from a man and blew his house up, taking the man with it.
  • Home invasion: In the same episode, he along with Mario, break into this man's house.
  • Assault: In Mario's Late!, he attacked SMG3 for getting awarded as being the "hero" that saved the world from Waluigi and also for taunting him.
  • Participating in Ilegal Operations: In the Anime Arc, SMG4 defected from the Anime Moderation Service (A.S.S.) due to Mario forcing him to and was forced to become part of the Anime Cartel, a criminal organization which illegally smuggled anime into the Mushroom Kingdom following its banning. After Princess Peach lifted the ban, SMG4's charges were dropped.

Trivia[]

  • SMG4's Blue Cap has had many variations such as a G from his nickname Glitchy, S from SuperMarioGlitchy4, SuperMemeGuardian4, and sometimes just SMG4.
    • Later on it turns out the S (after his redesign) represents a new and completely different name: Stanley the Bugman.
  • SMG4 actually has a Collared Neon Blue Shirt (it is Short-Sleeved), he doesn't wear gloves, blush marks on his face (in reference to his chill shy introverted personality in real-life), Ghostly Pale/White Skin (in reference to Story-Time SMG4), has Slick Black Spiky Anime hair (in reference to his hair in real-life) though it sometimes differs between this default look and silver anime girl hair in pigtails, he also has Gold/Amber colored eyes, whereas his SM64 and GMod models feature him with brown hair and blue irises/pupils.
  • While SMG4 was heavily implied to be Left-Handed, he's actually Ambidextrous.
  • SMG4 has appeared as a playable character in the fan-made game Super Smash Bros. Lawl.
    • He does play Super Smash Each Other in the Ass Bros. and occasionally with Tari and Mario.
      • SMG4's mains are Jigglypuff, Princess Peach, Mr. Game & Watch, King Dedede, and Little Mac.
  • SMG4 does appear in fanon crossovers such as Cartoon Fightclub, Animation Rewind, fanmade Death Battles, etc.
  • During Mushroom and Morons, he was a fire-breathing dragon who could also wield a shotgun.
  • SMG4 joined YouTube on February 13, 2009 although he didn't post a video until May 7, 2011.
    • In character, SMG4 hates spaghetti, which is referenced in Super Mario University, in person he ironically loves spaghetti.
    • He is currently 24 years old.
    • His colors are: Blue cap, Blue shirt, and White overalls.
    • His favorite game is Super Mario 64.
    • His favorite non-Mario game is Team Fortress 2. He also likes Minecraft and even more so Roblox, as well as the Mother/EarthBound series.
    • His favorite foods are Junk Food: Burritos, Krispy Kreme Donuts, Pineapple Pizza, Cookies, Hamburgers, Blue Smurf Lollipops, Blue Fires (Legend of Zelda), Noodles, Cake, Rice, Chicken, Vanilla Ice Cream, Chips, Granola Bars, Lemonade, Starbucks, Scooby Snacks, and Water.
    • The bloopers he had the most fun making were the Ssenmodnar series.
    • SMG4 doesn't enjoy listening to the Jonas Brothers.
    • The song that best describes him the most is the Justin Bieber' song "Baby".
    • SMG4's account password is "iloveass69".
    • SMG4 would live underwater in a magical place full of ponies and Teletubbies. This is strange because he said he doesn't like Teletubbies in "Super Mario 64 Bloopers: 0% of Spaghetti", and he is often scared of them in all of his bloopers, (unless he changed his mind and still dislikes them).
    • In person, SMG4 doesn't like school, however he never missed a day and always had perfect attendance due to his high persistence, even when he got sick he studied hard.
    • SMG4 was pretty "demented" as a child, and was just playing games.
    • SMG4 has a look-alike character alongside Wario and Waluigi in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! episode, "Plumber's Academy".
  • His video "Who let the chomp out?" accumulated more than 10 million views in just 7 months. It still remains as his most popular video today.
    • Said video also got a sequel called "SM64 Bloopers: Who let the chomp out...AGAIN!?".
  • It was thought in several bloopers that SMG4 might be gay or at least bi. This was allegedly evidenced by a scene in "Mushroom Wars: That Space Part 2", where SMG4 accidentally takes the gang to a gay bar, but he is approached by a naked man saying that his "butt had gotten bigger since the last time he was there". However, in "SM64: Ssenmodnar 6.64 (100k Special QNA Edition)", he clarified that he is not actually gay nor bisexual. It's possible that the old man is just being creepy and has delusions, SMG4 was at one point forced to be at the gay bar against his will, and/or his appearance there was merely accidental.
  • According to Mario goes to DIDNEY WORL, SMG4 hates his first blooper.
  • SMG4's color code may be based on Stanley the Bugman from Greenhouse/Donkey Kong 3 and the color palette/skin for Player 4 (fun fact: Starman3's color scheme is the same color code for Player 3) in the minigame Mario Bros. Battle in the Super Mario Advance series, or Mario/Jumpman's colors on the boxart for the Classic NES Series Donkey Kong Game Boy Advance port, Balloon Fighter from the NES game Balloon Fight, or the host from The Super Mario Challenge, or a plumber from an episode of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show.
    • It's also the same recolor as the "Blue Mario" referee that appears in Mario Tennis (Nintendo 64).
      • In actuality, his color code had no thought that went into it, he just chose based on the options given to him by a program that allowed him to change Mario's clothing colors, meaning his resemblance to Stanley the Bugman is totally a coincidence.
        • As of the Lawsuit arc: the unofficial 4th arc in the Cosmology Saga, Glitchy (ironically) received a new permanent transformation into an obscure/forgotten official Nintendo character: becoming the exterminator Stanley the Bugman (the design also resembles both Theo from the Meta Runner series and the real-life SMG4: Luke Lerdwichagul); representing what a "Modernized Stanley" would look like if he was currently utilized by Nintendo and made appearances in newer/recent Super Mario Bros./Donkey Kong Country games.
        • His HD design polish/small tweak/touch-upgrade adds Stanley's Gradient Blue Pie Eyes (also resembling Theo's Blue Eyes), detailing, lighting, and shading; specifically in his eyes, ears, nose, mouth, face, Sharp Black Spiky Anime hair, longer eyebrows, longer fingers, the strands of hair that stick out in multiple directions are reminiscent of Theo's hair, his Blue-White clothes now including wrinkles, the bottoms of his Shoes are now Yellow the same color as Stanley the Bugman's Shoes in official artwork for Donkey Kong 3, and the shape surrounding his Cap's Letter "S" is now a Diamond/Pentagon with the "S" itself being more square-ish and bolded (reminiscent of retro/classic video game-style title screens) and also being (keyword) Glitched out with static effects, fitting his namesake Stanley!Glitchy.
  • In "Ssenmodnar 6.64 (100k special Qna Edition)", SMG4 stated that MegaMan765's SM64 Bloopers were (probably) what inspired him to start making bloopers himself.
  • SMG4 has watched some YouTube Poops of his bloopers, most of them were by NationOfOranges696, and liked and commented on them.
  • SMG4's birthday is on May 24 and is 23, meaning he was born on May 24, 1999.
  • He's the most subscribed SM64 Machinimist/blooper maker on YouTube.
  • MarioMario54321 made him a protagonist in his new movie Back to the Fourth Dimension (The Rainbow Colonies).
  • When SMG4 first made his channel, he named it "supermarioglitchy4", before eventually shortening the name in 2014.
  • SMG4 supposedly has some alt accounts, although he never actually reveals it, although one is theawesomario, currently named TheAwesomeMario.
  • SMG4 finally showed his real life appearance in the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and Mario in Real Life?!?!, proving he is indeed the guy from the end of Da Glitch.
  • SMG4's favorite Mario game other than SM64 is Super Fat Mario as stated in his Q & A Video.
  • SMG4 likes beer.
  • In Guards N' Retards: Prisoners, one of the drinks in the video is Solo. Solo is an Australian drink, the same country he lives in.
  • According to SMG4 AT E3 2017 - NEW MARIO RABBIDS, MARIO ODYSSEY AND SEEING MIYAMOTO!!, he doesn't like to play XBOX 360.
  • SMG4's character is shown to be a meme dealer in newer episodes, such as Mariotube 2.
  • His archenemy and rival is SMG3, similar to Bowser (formerly) and Wario being Mario’s archenemy and rival respectively.
  • SMG4 has been featured multiple times in the VS show "Cartoon Fight Club". Some of his opponents have been SML Mario, Jeffy, ExplodingTNT, and TheOdd1sOut, and he has won against all of them.
  • During Mushroom and Morons, he was a fire-breathing dragon who could also wield a shotgun.
  • Bowser thought SMG4 had a disability because SMG4 likes Pineapple Pizza.
  • Starting in SMG4: Mario's Illegal Operation, SMG4 (now mixed/balanced with his meme lines) has Luke's voice clips, not just in his commercial/promotional appearances, rap battles, or as the Merch Fairy.
  • In the fan-made (yet real) SMG4 Longplays, his role remains the same with a few minor moveset additions. For example, he is really observant and can analyse the name of any enemy found on the field and he knows the locations of secret hidden Stars all while keeping his sassy roasts intact. However strong enemies that can be destroyed in one hit by Mario will take two hits for SMG4 (one example includes the Boulders from Super Mario Galaxy) however weak enemies such as Goombas still only take one hit.
  • In the Mario Kart Longplays he assists his partner whomever it may be. In the early days they were bent on saving the Mushroom Kingdom from Bowser, however starting with September 5 2014, the Glitchy Gang saves the World from evil villains bent on ruining his YouTube career and Blooper Videos, and taking over the universe. These villains include Waluigi, Bowser, and even his evil arch-rival and doppelganger Snitchy.

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