Vital statistics
Current Position Big fat dumb robber
Current Age Born: April 2 1983 Age: 34 Birthsign: Aries
Current Status Eating 1000s of Big n Beefies with Fries at Drill Finger's Fortress
Equipment His own weight
Died in Still Alive
Alias Big Fat Jeffy, Retard, Mario 2.0, Dumb Fatso, Master Jeff, (by some Teletubbies)
Appearances See below
Physical attributes
Height Cruiser
Weight 10/10
Likes Drill Finger, The Toddler, Teletubbies, Henry and Samantha, SMG3, SMG3's allies, Being fat, Committing petty crimes, Robbing banks, Thinking his the most dangerous villain, Every Fast Food Restaurant, Big 'n' Beefies (a type of big large burger), Fries, Coke, Grape Juice, Battles, Chocolate Cake, Any cake, Cookies, Cupcakes, Resting in Drill Finger's Fortress or any of it's neighbouring bases, etc.
Dislikes Mario, Luigi, SMG4, Woody, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Protagonists, His crimes being derailed, Being knocked over (because his weight makes it almost impossible for him to get back up), etc.
Jeff is a very fat and dumb villain and an enemy of SMG4 (almost as dumb as Mario). He is an ally of the Toddler and due to his intelligence he is NEVER the main antagonist of any Longplay. He loves eating large burgers with fries. He's very strong but not powerful enough to beat Mario and SMG4. He just keeps appearing however.